OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN: GIMMIE MORE VIRGIN MARY
Ok, so here’s the scoop. BS (Britney Spears) is in the early stages of being cast as the Virgin Mary in a film. This makes perfect, albeit bizaare, sense to me in terms of the way things are moving under the surace of this culture. Forget immaculate conception, it’s a miracle just to associate the word “Virgin” with BS. Those wacky French — they think of everything. First, it was cooking potato slices in hot oil, then they invented bread shaped in such a way that you could use it as a baseball bat after a few days, now it’s replacing the manger with a trailer. If the US wants to regain its position in the world, we need to eat more Pate.
Here’s what’s being reported on the gossip (etymology = Gods’ Parents) web sites:
A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. The producer says the film will start shooting in March and Britney is reviewing the script, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly:
“Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby’s paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ’s second coming.”
I have been to Bethlehem, MD, and I must say that beyond the city’s name, it is a perfect place to film the birth of Trailer Trash religion. Now if only they can get K-Fed to do a rap version of “Silent Night” for the soundtrack then my work on this earth will have been done. In the interim I’m lobbying for Lindsay Lohan to play Mary Magdalen, though I’ll settle for Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. And if the film’s director doesn’t completely have his head up “sa cul,” he’ll cast Peter Doherty as BS’s “son” in the film. In terms of Joseph, I’m thinking Flava Flav. Oh, and as for the kid’s “Real” Dad, well I think Nick Nolte was born to play the role.
Dr.B.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
“She’s a HUMAN!”
–Brandon