Serving You…

Alright this one is kind of weird. Has anyone ever hit on an old person of the opposite sex to make some extra bucks? Well, the other week, this old lady came in and everything seemed to be routine. She asked for a glass of chardonnay, so I brought her one and just continued to give her service. After about two glasses, this woman grabs me by the arm while I was at her table and told me I was very good looking. I blushed, of course, and coming from an elderly woman I had no idea how to respond or feel. I began a little chit chat and she told me how her husband had passed, and her son was in China doing some kind of computer work. She also told me she had not had some fun in a long time, which surprised me even more. She was talking about that kind of fun. I didn’t know what to say. So I kept serving and I would visit her now and then to chit chat, yet again. I told her I was going to take her out on a date, and we could do some of the things she loved way back when, and that is when she fell in love. I never gave in too far (I told her I could converse too much, and I could get in trouble if i say inappropriate things to her like she was telling me), but she didn’t mind. Her name was Mary Anne, and she was 87 years old and born and raised somewhere in Kentucky. She ended up staying till close, and I didn’t serve her but one more glass, and when she finished she gave me a kiss on the cheek and said thank you for making her feel young, while handing me a 50 dollar bill. Okay, so I totally hit on an 87 year old woman to make some money…I’m sorry… Or should I be? She started it first…

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